1. dutchster:

    get rich or die 9 times trying

    (via alienswamp)

  3. livingbeard:

    is this Ace Attorney

    (Source: foxdear, via cherrizard)

  4. basementdemo:

    my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

    (via kimchipapichulo)


  5. chloelaureate said: how do I respond when I'm talking about feminist issues and someone tells me "I'd rather care about something more important like child exploitation"?


    you just throw up on them

  6. (Source: generichenle, via alienswamp)


    1. me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
    2. them: no
    3. me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
    4. them: we're not
    5. me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

  7. broughttoyoubytheletterq:

    when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out

    (via butterpockets)


  8. veruca-assault:


    The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

    I have done this and can confirm that is a LOT of fun to watch them implode afterward.

    (via butterpockets)

  9. thegeekcooks:

    This is basically what it’s like to be an adult.

    (Source: kpfun, via butterpockets)